in which i am incoherent..

If you want to know if there is a Ugandan in one of your classes look for the person who laughs when someone ‘cains a rocket’! Trust me when I had just come it was winter and guys had this really dry cough and inside whenever someone would ‘launch a rocket’..apart of me just used to die inside. Sad it was only I and I who found it funny.Gradually i accepted since I too a constant sufferer of ‘rockets’ used to get laughed at in school and mine were really bad(confessions of a former asthmatic part 1..watch out now!)..anyway this guy launched a really bad one and the girl who is always yapping on her phone every break time(that’s a 10 minute break in between my lectures)..just died of laughter.We all turned and looked at her to find out if she would share the joke with the whole class…sadly no..she just starred around ashamedly. Don’t know why people looked at me as well but it was only because I was black and she black as well..i no longer laugh at people’s rockets..but when one black person does something awkward, the next black person is grouped as that kind of person. I’m tired of being stereotyped as a young black man.No because im 6ft doesnt mean I want to be a footie player…because i wear an afro doesnt mean I love dancehall and can ‘dutty wine’ like i’m from the Islands of the Carib..when I say goodmorning or how are you doing, i’m really not trying to chat you up(you are not even pretty by the way) im just being polite..and no i do not think that I’m a sexual prowess in bed with atleast 12 inches or that i enjoy having 3somes on the weekend(ssheesshh..that’s two women to speak to and get all emotional with, guys who speak about threesomes are LIARS)..no I have not been stopped by the police..and lastly I was born free damn it!!

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To the girl formerly known as ‘dimples’;-

Ok the silence has been disturbingly eloquent but what can I say…the truth..ok here’s the truth, I really thought you were all that and a bag of chips too..then after the 4 hour IMs..the swapping of messages on that social networking site that shall not be mentioned on my blog..I realised that you are not all that and a bag of chips..No im not going to diss you or anything, I just hated the way whenever we conversated you brought up all these stories of ‘I was talking to someone who knows you and they said this..’ ‘I heard this about you is it true’ ‘I went to visit my friends and you were the topic of discussion’ truth of the matter, all that disgusted me and ticked me off. I mean if you really wanted to get to know me..you should have asked the right person..ME!! Apparently it seems you wanted to hear from other people, well I guess you still are going to hear if you keep asking, sad it turned out that way..but yeah we revolutionaries never get sad for more than a day.Life goes on, inn’it?

have a nice weekend

..a luta continua..

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9 Comments

  1. heaven! said,

    October 26, 2007 at 4:54 am

    eat your hearts out!!!…singing:this is why, this is why, this is why am hot!!!

    ok, now let me read!

  2. October 26, 2007 at 4:57 am

    For me, threesomes are a birthright. 🙂
    TRUTH!

    The chic is into you if she is interested in gossip about you. Go figure. Get laid! 😉 Threesome, preferably. You will thank me for the advice/encouragement.

  3. heaven! said,

    October 26, 2007 at 6:53 am

    no.you’re not incoherent…you are as if angry…hope the weekend chill makes you feel better!

  4. duksey said,

    October 26, 2007 at 10:21 am

    Eh!I hate to imagine what the next person who spoke to you after all this felt like.
    Meanwhile, the whole sex prowess thing wouldn’t be such a bad idea…
    Otherwise stereotypes are so annoying I feel you.

  5. Jasmine said,

    October 26, 2007 at 7:44 pm

    somebody’s pissed.
    just asking; those dimples, are they on her face? …
    emotional 3somes? not heard of those. people just be busy. no talking, no emotions. so i’m told.
    mbu 12 inches. ako kanyumidde!

  6. els said,

    October 27, 2007 at 7:33 am

    aren’t threesomes just about getting laid? are names even required?

  7. Dimples :) said,

    October 29, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    Next time, take 10 deep breaths before blogging!
    Otadde mu feelings!!

  8. Tandra said,

    October 29, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    lol@dimples

  9. Cheri said,

    October 29, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    Joshi, that dimples bit can mint u dime…u were as if rapping! Like Eminem in that Stan song…

    Lemme follw the link provided by Dimples up..


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