Who is Sagara?

Harry sagara is a waste of space.Period…let me elaborate..first of all the man’s writing style has failed to evolve,barenzi went through her feminist phase, after doing a masters at leeds she went into her socio-political commentator phase, then wallowed in her pseudo “sex in the city” phase before she “retired”..baz has stuck to a formulae that works for him. ..sagara on the other hand is a grasshopper among giants who thinks he is goliath..

what kind of a name is sagara anyway? why not have a good all honest ugandan name like opio,mukasa,asiimwe,bakashabaruhanga??Sagara? more like sagala (as in I dont want)..

speaking of which..thats the atitude I’ve had ever since the fates decided to curse us with this pestilence..his humor is offensive, his pop culture references mirror his minute knowledge of the complicated yet savy average ugandan..a man capable of saying something like “ha, I was so hungry I wanted to “kony” the meat there and then” ..here’s a thought why don’t you be like “lakwena” and disappear!

he is offensive,chauvanistic and untalented..a P2 kid has a better sense of humour..he seems like the kind of guy who  would laugh at someone’s underwear showing (we are talking the point and laugh kind)..and the recurring jokes!! lets not get started on his “crush” on diana museveni;…”Saggy” in the words of the great orator Bobi Wine…”ani akumanyi???”

 and the monitor bought him! that was the bomb of 2006, while the rest of you thought it was the elections (no comment)..the real head scratcher was how “avant-garde” monitor could employ sagara?? talk about one’s man’s trash… its all relative you say? well this is relative for you the man should stop writing! honestly its a cancer to ugandan journalism!!

his appearance is a whole other matter..do UG companies require compulsary drug tests before employment?? meanwhile the MC hammer french cut officially died in 1995!!..

I could go on and on ranting about this guy but I’m sure there are better things to do with my time..like watching paint dry..or attaching raw meat to my body and taking a jog in a national game park..

there..I’ve said what’s on my mind…but its the tip of iceberg…

Up next: Nsaba Buturo (dont know the man from Adam but the band wagon is full of my kind of loonies

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6 Comments

  1. The Phantom said,

    May 24, 2007 at 5:52 am

    Dude, nothing about saggy but this post rocks. just the phraseology has got me going back to read again.

  2. Cheri said,

    June 5, 2007 at 4:39 am

    Yay, finally I land on Ssemambo’s blog……. U don’t wanna know what I went thru.

    Now for yo obssession with Saggy….

  3. petesmama said,

    September 11, 2007 at 9:30 am

    Welcome to WordPress… we’ve been expecting you.

    Meanwhile, I can’t wait for Nsaba Buturo…

  4. Darlkom said,

    September 13, 2007 at 7:44 am

    I have to agree with you on everything but I also have to correct you. It was Gatimo who said ‘Ani Akumanyi?’

  5. phoebe said,

    September 19, 2007 at 1:19 pm

    See; i thought you were good. but after reading
    this, i know you probably are much more.
    plus,plus,plus

  6. antipop said,

    September 21, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    newyork times know about you?
    u got me laughing so hard man
    i cldnt agree more
    no one clda put it better
    about nsaba buturo……..


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